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Friday, October 22, 2010

What Am I Doing?

ME:  Good morning!  Any more hot dates with the shower head?

GIRL 1:  Of course I have had more dates!  Our relationship is progressing quite nicely and I'm quite monogamous.

ME:  Maybe it's my Mormon upbringing that makes me a polygamist, but I think monogamy is overrated.  If I ever come to visit you, hopefully you're shower head is into threesomes.

GIRL 1:  I've spoken to my shower head, who is surprisingly flexible and open to new experiences.
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ME:  When I get my degree, I will hire you as my personal secretary and we will have a torrid affair like bosses and secretaries do

GIRL 1:  Absolutely.  On the desk, on the couch, chairs, floor, etc.  It's a tradition that must be followed!

ME:  LOL what a godawful tradition, I just don't know if I could do that!  Damn...I wish I could hire you RIGHT NOW!

GIRL 1:  I'm sure we would be quite the team.  Naturally, I would have to do whatever you said, what with you being the boss and all.

ME:  Well, I do tend to be dominant...but because I usually am, it really turns me on when I'm dominated.  Just something for you to keep in mind, love.  So, I think I'm going to lay down for a bit and dream about you.

GIRL 1:  Sweet dreams!
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ME:  I want to go rollerblading so bad, but I'm tied to the computer until midnight.

GIRL 2:  I can think of better things to tie you to!!!

ME:  Don't think it, do it.

GIRL 2:  Well I would if I could!  About five months before you can come visit, huh?

ME:  I think I need to work on moving that date up.
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Girl 1 and Girl 2 are a twelve-hour drive away, so there's no chance I'm going to be hooking up with them any time soon, but without a doubt, if they were here, I would be in bed with them now.  Hell, maybe even both of them at the same time.

I can't stop.

Part of me doesn't want to stop.  That's what's scary.

I tried to call my psychiatrist today to make an appointment.  I am going to see about getting my medication dosage titrated up.  I'm hoping it will help calm my hypomania, as well as my hypersexuality.  Unfortunately, I forgot the office closed at noon today and tried to call at 12:30.

Maybe I should go to a support meeting tomorrow.