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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

I'm failing

GIRL 1:  "Since we talked, I've been having some dates with the hand-held shower head."

ME:  "Sorry I couldn't be there to help you out with that."

GIRL 1: "Oh, you helped.  I thought about you."

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ME:  Think of me as you're falling asleep, then your day will end on the perfect note.

GIRL 2:  Dont worry love I do every night!!! lol!!

ME:  Don't worry darling, dreams do eventually come true ;) 

GIRL 2:  My dreams of you? or life?

ME:  Me of course...I hope they're good.

GIRL 2:  You're always good! Especially in my dreams!!! LOL!!!

ME:  Good...but naughty...I'm very good at being naughty.

GIRL 2:  You are in my dreams too!

ME:  So...when you coming to visit me? lol or i could come up there

GIRL 2:  Ok

ME:  Turn down the sheets, I'll be there in 5

GIRL 2:  Im waiting!!!!
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ME:  Naughty, naughty, naughty.  We are bad girls.  But I am a nympho.  Just keepin' it real.

GIRL 2:  Me too.

ME:  Damn....girl you would be in so much trouble if I were there.

GIRL 2:  Please?!?!

ME:  Baby, I would like to see you beg for it.

GIRL 2:  I can beg if you want.

ME:  Sometimes I would want you to beg.  Other times, I want you to dominate me.

GIRL 2:  I could that.  That's how I like it.

ME:  Me too.  Pull my hair, scratch me, bite me.  PLEASE don't stop!

GIRL 2:  Okay, I need to go to bed now.

ME:  "Think" of me.

GIRL 2:  I will!!!!
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GIRL3:
About a month ago, GIRL 3 actually was on her way over to my house and we had every intention on having sex, but then Kay last minute called into work because she had lost a file of her homework and needed to redo it.  I had cheated on my ex with GIRL 3.
GIRL 3 and I have been talking about her coming over to "play Rockband."  I don't know if that is her real intention, but my real intention is to seduce her.

Does this sound like a person in recovery?  What the hell am I doing?

I'm failing.