ME: Good morning! Any more hot dates with the shower head?
GIRL 1: Of course I have had more dates! Our relationship is progressing quite nicely and I'm quite monogamous.
ME: Maybe it's my Mormon upbringing that makes me a polygamist, but I think monogamy is overrated. If I ever come to visit you, hopefully you're shower head is into threesomes.
GIRL 1: I've spoken to my shower head, who is surprisingly flexible and open to new experiences.
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ME: When I get my degree, I will hire you as my personal secretary and we will have a torrid affair like bosses and secretaries do
GIRL 1: Absolutely. On the desk, on the couch, chairs, floor, etc. It's a tradition that must be followed!
ME: LOL what a godawful tradition, I just don't know if I could do that! Damn...I wish I could hire you RIGHT NOW!
GIRL 1: I'm sure we would be quite the team. Naturally, I would have to do whatever you said, what with you being the boss and all.
ME: Well, I do tend to be dominant...but because I usually am, it really turns me on when I'm dominated. Just something for you to keep in mind, love. So, I think I'm going to lay down for a bit and dream about you.
GIRL 1: Sweet dreams!
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ME: I want to go rollerblading so bad, but I'm tied to the computer until midnight.
GIRL 2: I can think of better things to tie you to!!!
ME: Don't think it, do it.
GIRL 2: Well I would if I could! About five months before you can come visit, huh?
ME: I think I need to work on moving that date up.
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Girl 1 and Girl 2 are a twelve-hour drive away, so there's no chance I'm going to be hooking up with them any time soon, but without a doubt, if they were here, I would be in bed with them now. Hell, maybe even both of them at the same time.
I can't stop.
Part of me doesn't want to stop. That's what's scary.
I tried to call my psychiatrist today to make an appointment. I am going to see about getting my medication dosage titrated up. I'm hoping it will help calm my hypomania, as well as my hypersexuality. Unfortunately, I forgot the office closed at noon today and tried to call at 12:30.
Maybe I should go to a support meeting tomorrow.
